hacia donde el crepúsculo corre borrando estatuas.
hacia donde el crepúsculo corre borrando estatuas.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged aggasi, barcelona, bradley cooper, brazil vs chile, capriati, crystal meth, emotional cripple, English, ex-girlfriend, FIFA, football, futbol, goal, harem, ice cream, iced green tea, Irish pub, lesbian, magners cider, period, period sex, prescription overdose, screenwriter, sexual abuse, soccer, Spanish, sports, starbucks, tiger woods, wimbledon, world cup, yellow card on 29/06/2010| Leave a Comment »
I was meeting up with my ex girlfriend, the screenwriter, today for coffee when Cooper Fiennes texted me asking if I wanted to meet up and watch the Brazil-Chile match. Curious for them to meet each other, I told him to join us at my favorite cafe. She had heard about him and he, likewise. About 20 minutes later he walked in and she stumbled over herself for the first moments. She has deep-seated insecurities which makes meeting new people incredibly awkward for her. He excused himself for the restroom and she was able to express her “oh my god”s and “holy shit”s regarding her impression of him. Once he arrived back at the table she was able to relax and speak comfortably with him.
Prior to C.F. , Screenwriter Girl had the best body of anyone I had been with. Unfortunately, her reasons behind the pristine physique were resulting from serious childhood sexual abuse trauma. A need to feel physically strong, since she is an emotional cripple. I care about her, but how do I say this? I was NEVER in love with her. She needed too much rescuing and I was already lost. C.F.actually commented later on this. He said that there was something in her eyes that showed her traumas to the world. Even after she has gained physical strength, she has been unable to feel safe and heal. Her body is not a tool for fun and sport, as it is with C.F., this is their difference. Cooper Fiennes relishes sport of all types for how alive it makes him feel. The more his body aches, the more he pushes and challenges himself, the more alive and vibrant he feels. It’s incredibly sexy. Screenwriter Girl is trapped in her body, Cooper Fiennes uses his as an instrument of freedom.
I realized that the match had begun nearly twenty minutes prior and we really needed to get out the door and find a pub close by with food and the game. It was destined to be a good game, both teams are historically strong players with great coaches, so it could go either way. We left the cafe and said cheers to Screenwriter Girl and headed down the street. The Irish pub around the corner had air conditioning (THANK GOD!) and we found a seat right below the flat screen. 0-0 with a half hour in. We ordered some ciders, some food, and settled in. He pulled my stool closer to his and proceeded to act like a 14-year-old boy the entire match. You know, the “I poke you cause I like you” game? I love that he actually explains certain aspects of the game to me, things such as why there is a difference in the calls made by the English refs versus Spanish refs, what constitutes a yellow card or a foul, etc. He does it without my asking. While I have always liked International Football, I have watched it without knowing much about the game besides the obvious: ball goes into net equals goal. Dating C.F. has MANY benefits, apparently!!!
Brazil squashed Chile 3-0. It was a great game, but Chile could have played stronger. Not wanting to brave the heat, which was still nearly 35 degrees celsius/ 94 degrees farenheit , we had the waitress switch on Wimbledon for twenty minutes. Roddick had his ass handed to him by Yen-Hsun Lu and Capriati was rushed to the hospital for an accidental overdose. Between Capriati’s issues and Aggasi having been a meth user, who knew that Tennis could be so full of illicit behaviors?! It always seemed more refined some how. I guess when Tiger has a harem, Agassi smokes the pipe and Capriati abuses prescription pills, there is no such thing as refined sports anymore. Public figures are public figures and they all are susceptible to demons that fame can bring.
We wandered out, immediately wilted in the heat and decided to grab some ice cream for the stroll back to the train station. On the way he poked me no less than 30 times, and we stopped in 5 stores with air conditioning just to cool off for a few moments. We grabbed one more iced tea at Starbucks and sat chatting before parting ways on the street.
Meanwhile, I have been starting my period all day and annoyed that I couldn’t get a piece of ass if I begged. I’ve decided that hard to get is my new alter ego. If either of these boys want booty, they gotta work for it and jump through hoops, cause I’m not gonna be so easy anymore, damn it. Sigh, even if it means that I end up so sexually frustrated that I develop carpal tunnel from masturbating.
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Posted in Extreme Naughtiness, Lessons, LMFAO, Medical Disclosures, Product Review, tagged allergic reaction, bradley cooper, energizer bunny, organic lube, ralph fiennes, sliquid, Spanish on 06/06/2010| Leave a Comment »
Ok, I really want to love all things organic but on occasion I just can’t. This is one of those times.
A few weeks back, when I was in the sex shop with my ex girlfriend picking up condoms (strange, huh?), I saw a display for this organic line of lubricants. I have never been a lube gal BUT I decided to grab a couple of trial size versions of their line, the natural and the gel. I then forgot about them, because as I said, I don’t ever think about lube.
Wow, when you have sex with a man for HOURS, lube is probably a good idea, huh? They say that “Nothing outlasts the Energizer Bunny”, well, except for Cooper Fiennes, the Spanish Bunny that keeps going and going and going. Oh man. I am NOT complaining, by the way. I’m just saying, sometimes a quickie is AWESOME!!! So, this had me remembering that I had bought the trials of Sliquid. I didn’t have them with me, but I now had them on my mind.
Flash forward to yesterday. I decide to give them a try during some solo action. Both felt good to the hand BUT within a short time of applying to the obvious areas… those botanicals in the Natural had me itching in a very unpleasant way. I quickly washed it off. Itch free, I decided against continuing. Then a few hours later I was feeling a bit gypped, so I decided to try the Gel version. Not nearly as itchy but still not the sensation I am looking for from a lubricant. Crotch on fire is NOT one of the top 5 attributes on my lube checklist.
With that being said… I am sure it doesn’t do this to everyone, so, if organics in your sensitive bits are important… try out some trial sizes… but be near some soap and water, just in case.
Posted in 2 for 1 (2 dates in 1 day), Dating Site IM'ing, Extreme Naughtiness, First Dates, Hmmmm, making out, Young Ones, tagged adventures, barcelona, bookends, Brooklyn, cinema, cocktails, coffee, dentist, design, Minnesota, naked, nyc, ocd, oral sex, orgasm, outdoor music festival, rough sex, sex, Spanish, stalker, summer fling, typography, virtual sex on 18/05/2010| Leave a Comment »
What an interesting week I had! I got laid 3 times, in 4 days… by two different men. One, uber needy and slighty stalkeresque. The other, unexpectedly fabulous. But again, wow, no sex for MONTHS…and then 2 men in 4 days. I feel so… dirty, no. Naughty? No. Hmm, what is that word? Oh, relieved. Ha! YES, that IS what I feel.
In a week so much has changed though. Mr. Lawyer McBratty, whom I slept with on Wednesday night and whose bedroom skills fell into the category of pleasant mediocrity, was just TOO much to bear in terms of personality flaws. He began systematically insulting everything I was passionate about if he didn’t understand it or like it. From my musical tastes to my spiritual and philosophical leanings to my relationships with animals. He said that I was intelligent with good common sense, so why was I being irrational in my interests? He was being argumentative in order to make my arguments more precise, he explained. Oh, I thought it was to ensure that he would never get laid again. Needless to say, but, he is completely out of the picture in only 6 days!
Type Geek has won himself the gift of regular sex after taking a surprise turn from shy non move maker to my new oral sex rock god. Can we all say hallelujah?! All hail the man who can get me to curl up in a ball and break into hysterics. (Does anyone else out there laugh hysterically when they cum? Am I an anomaly?)
Now, the bookends. In my weekend post I mentioned having chatted up a hot McHotty from Spain on the dating site and arranging to have coffee with him on Saturday afternoon, prior to my date with Type Geek. The hottie, in person, was even hotter than he was in virtual 2-d. Yes, I keep saying hot. A mix of Bradley Cooper and Ralph Fiennes, I nicknamed him Cooper Fiennes. We had a great few hours together on Saturday. Very easy to spend time with him.
My date with Type Geek spanned the Saturday evening into Sunday early afternoon. Evening and morning sex, multiple meals, and lots of time spent naked in bed. An excellent pinnacle to the weekend. I spent a few hours at home on Sunday, wrote a post for this blog, showered, ate a real meal and then I received an email from Cooper Fiennes. He was in the city with his childhood best friend, a man visiting from Spain. If I was in the city, would I like to meet up with them for coffee? The dog and I decided that coffee was a great idea, if it meant strolling around with a dangerously handsome man who finds me attractive.
His friend was a darling man. I bought all of us coffee and we sat in the sun with my dog. The boys even took turns walking her, something they found entertaining because of her inherent youthful exuberance. When she and I walked them to the train and said our ciao’s, she whined frantically as they ascended the escalators to the platform. They had made quite the impression on my little girl. It was a nice end to a very fun, very sexy weekend. Great sex bookended by coffee with a gorgeous foreigner. Yes, please.
Now, the new week has begun. It has already begun to fall into place. I had a re-exam by my dentist, you may remember him as the youngster who likes rough sex… but later admitted that it was only because he was trying to emotionally protect himself. He is a doll…and now, he is my dentist. He graduates in a few short weeks and will be moving to Minnesota sadly, so, we have three appointments this week in order to ensure he has completed all my fillings prior to his getting signed off and cleared for diploma. In addition to that, I was going to go to NYC to see my Virtual Sex Guru pal present an art piece he has been working on, however, things fell apart at the 10 o’clock hour. With a sudden free evening, Cooper Fiennes has stepped up for a night of cocktails and the cinema. Saturday is an outdoor music festival with Type Geek and my pooch, with a high potential for naughtiness later that evening. The topper of the week, however, is this. Guess who started texting the hell out of me this afternoon? Guess who really wants to see me and have lunch. Guess who might need to wait til next week. If you said Brooklyn, you would be correct. My feelings for him have not changed, however, until HIS ability to process and respectively assimilate his feelings for me into his life, in a way other than how he has been doing it the last couple of months, I refuse to jump through hoops and make myself available at his whim. I will not contort my reality in order to fit him in. It’s not my job.
Sigh. I think this may be a very interesting summer. A hot summer fling with a divorced Spanish man who is unnecessarily good-looking, regular naughtiness with an ocd designer, and the myriad of other men who may happen upon my lap, or I upon theirs, in the coming months. May we all have some adventures worth talking about.
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Posted in First Dates, Hmmmm, Young Ones, tagged Adam Lambert, Adam Walsh, AIDS, American Idol, Apple, Ashton Kutcher, assasinated, Audrey Tautou, autofocus, ban, Bill Gates, Bob Marley, boomtown rats, Brandon Flowers, Cal Ripken Jr., Calvin and Hobbes, Canada, CBS Evening News, CDC, CERCLA, Chicago White Sox, Chris Martin, Christa McAuliffe, Christian Right, CNN, ColdPlay, Commodore 64, Commodore Computer, compact discs, Congress, Crack Cocaine, cult, DeLorean, Dian Fossey, DIX standard, DNA, DNC, Drew Barrymore, Dublin, Ed Kennedy, Elin Nordegren, Elvis Presley, emoticons, Equal Rights Amendment, ESPN, Ethernet, Evangeline Lilly, galleon, Garfield, George Moscone, global population, Grammys, Great Britain, Groucho Marx, Gulf of Mexico, Harvey Milk, I hate Mondays, Ian Curtis, IBM, International Day of Peace, interracial marriage, Iran Contra Scandal, Iran Hostage Crisis, Ithaca, Ixtoc 1, Jim Jones, Jimmy Carter, John Lennon, Jonestown, Joy Division, Jr Day, L.A., Lady Diana, Larry Flynt, Lawn Chair Larry, Legionnaires, lost, Macintosh, Major League Baseball, Margaret Thatcher, McNugget, Miami, Michael Jackson, Microsoft, Microsoft Word, Mike Tyson, Mila Kunis, Milwaukee Brewers, Minolta, Miss America, MLB, MLK, MTV, murder-suicide, murdered, NBC Nightly News, New York, Nikolai Fraiture, Nobel Prize, Nuestra Senora de Atocha, NYC blackout, Off the Wall, Orlando Bloom, Pac Man, Palestine, Pan Am 759, Pierre Trudeau, Prime Minister, Prince Charles, radio bloopers, Ramones, recession, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RNC, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ronald Reagan, russia, Rwanda, San Diego, Sandra Day O'Connor, Saul Bellow, Scarlett Johansson, SLR, SNL, South Africa, Space Shuttle Challenger, Spanish, Star Trek, Star Wars, Strokes, Summer of Sam, Superfunds, Supreme Court, teacher, Ted Bundy, test tube baby, The Clash, The Killers, The Weather Channel, Three Mile Island, Thriller, Tiananman, Tom Brokaw, U2, Unabomber, Vanessa Williams, Vietnam, Virgin Atlantic, Walter Cronkite, Watergate, Weather Underground, Wheel of Fortune, Windows 1.0 on 06/02/2010| Leave a Comment »
We met for drinks and rosemary french fries. Conversation was nice, he is adorable, yet every time I looked at him, I thought of this:
1975– Weather Underground bombs State Dept in DC, Wheel of Fortune debuts, Watergate, Rocky Horror Picture Show opens on Broadway, Vietnam War, Bill Gates founds Microsoft, Saturday Night Live debuts, several countries declare independence from Portugal, Drew Barrymore and I are born. World population is 4,068,109,000
1976-US vetoes UN resolution calling for an independent Palestinian state, Apple Computer Company is formed, Tiananman riots, The Ramones release first album, Jimmy Carter wins presidency, Legionnaires disease first surfaces, U2 forms in Dublin highschool, Bob Marley is asassinated, Saul Bellow wins Nobel prize in literature and Audrey Tautou is born.
1977– Commodore computer is released, snow falls for the only time in history in Miami, Star Wars opens in cinemas, The Clash are formed, Apple ll computers released, The NYC blackout and Summer of Sam serial killings, Elvis Presley and Groucho Marx die, Orlando Bloom and Chris Martin of ColdPlay born.
1978-Garfield makes it’s debut, Ted Bundy captured, Larry Flynt shot and paralyzed, first Unabomber attack, first test tube baby is born, Jimmy Carter signs bill into law allowing home brewing of beer and he authorizes the minting of Susan B Anthony dollar, Jim Jones instigates Jonestown cult murder-suicides, Harvey Milk and George Moscone are assasinated, girl “hates Mondays” and open fires on San Diego school, Ashton Kutcher and Nikolai Fraiture of the Strokes are born.
1979-Star Trek: The Motion Picture premieres, Iran Hostage Crisis, 2 families flee East Germany by balloon, ESPN debuts, Michael Jackson releases Off The Wall, Ixtoc 1 oil spill releases upwards of 400+ million gallons of oil into S.Gulf of Mexico, Margaret Thatcher becomes Prime Minister, Three Mile Island nuclear plant disaster, compact discs are created, and Evangeline Lilly of television series Lost is born.
1980– Congress enacts CERCLA a.k.a. Superfunds, John Lennon is assasinated,Ethernet DIX standard is created, Jimmy Carter defeats Ed Kennedy for DNC nomination, RNC drops support of Equal Rights Amendment, CNN is launched, Ian Curtis of Joy Division dies, Pac Man is released, and Elin Nordegren (Woods) is born.
1981– Ronald Reagan becomes president, Walter Cronkite gives last CBS Evening News broadcast, CDC reports first cases of AIDS, Major League Baseball strikes, Sandra Day O’Connor becomes first female Supreme Court Judge, Adam Walsh is kidnapped and murdered, Lady Diana and Prince Charles marry, IBM computer is released for $1,565 and has a with a 4.77 MHz Intel 8088 processor, Iran Contra Scandal, MTV is launched, and Brandon Flowers of the Killers is born.
1982-Canada gains full political independence from Great Britain, The Weather Channel debuts, Cal Ripken Jr. begins his streak, Equal Rights Amendment falls short on votes and Christian Right take credit, Pan Am flight 759 crashes, Lawn Chair Larry takes flight, First emoticons are released, International Day of Peace is formed, Michael Jackson releases Thriller, the United States goes into a recession, Commodore 64 computer is released, and now famous American Idol contestant Adam Lambert is born.
1983-Vanessa Williams becomes first black woman to be crowned Miss America, Tom Brokaw becomes NBC Nightly News Anchor, Red Hot Chili Peppers release first album, Michael Jackson’s Thriller video debuts, Microsoft Word is released, the DeLorean ceases production, the Chicken McNugget is introduced, MLK,Jr Day is signed into federal law, and Mila Kunis is born.
1984-Apple Macintosh is introduced, Michael Jackson wins 8 Grammys, Pierre Trudeau retires, The longest game in MLB history occurs between Milwaukee Brewers and Chicago White Sox, Virgin Atlantic takes first flight, Vanessa Williams resigns as Miss America over nude photo scandal, Crack Cocaine makes appearance in L.A., Ronald Reagan makes off the cuff joke about bombing Russia…ooops, they were ON THE AIR, and Scarlett Johansson is born.
1985-Minolta releases world’s first autofocus SLR, Mike Tyson has his first pro fight, DNA is first used in a criminal case, Dian Fossey is murdered in Rwanda, Windows 1.0 is released, Calvin & Hobbes debuts,teacher Christa McAuliffe learns she will ride aboard Space Shuttle Challenger the next year,Spanish galleon Nuestra Señora de Atocha is found with treasures worth $400 million, South Africa ends ban on interracial marriages, and my date from Wednesday night… was born near Ithaca, New York. World population is 4,830,979,000