Top 5 things lesbians never (or rarely) have to deal with:
- Abraded chin from 5 o’clock shadows
- Projectile ejaculate (wear protective eye gear)
- Getting woken up because their partners “morning wood” nudged them
- Copious amounts of torso hair
- Emergency contraception
Condoms fail apparently AND the stakes aren’t really ones I want to gamble with, so, I found myself at CVS at 10:45 pm asking the pharmacist for some emergency contraception. At least there was never any risk that my ex girlfriends could get me pregnant.. or accidently shoot sperm in my eye.
