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Top 5 things lesbians never (or rarely)  have to deal with:

  1. Abraded chin from 5 o’clock shadows
  2. Projectile ejaculate (wear protective eye gear)
  3. Getting woken up because their partners “morning wood” nudged them
  4. Copious amounts of torso hair
  5. Emergency contraception

Condoms fail apparently AND the stakes aren’t really ones I want to gamble with, so, I found myself at CVS at 10:45 pm asking the pharmacist for some emergency contraception. At least there was never any risk that my ex girlfriends could get me pregnant.. or accidently shoot sperm in my eye.

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