I found out about this great new blog in which this man analyzes okcupid profiles that readers send it. I had to.
“Dude, this is OKCupid, not some improvisational tell-us-about-yourself team-building game. There are rules here. You can’t just hijack a question and only tangentially answer it. The one word from your response that belongs here is “sushi,” and given that you live in the middle of Bumfuck, Virginia, I can’t imagine that the sushi you’ve been eating is very good.”
and so, you can find the rest of the posting here: inspectingcupid Enjoy!