Ok, SO, remember my Johnny Cash loving neighbor? The incredibly shy man from the January 23rd post? Ok, well, him. I get this email through Match from him last week and I shit you not, he actually propositions me. NOW, he didn’t want to date me. He didn’t even want to email me back about a doggie play date. He just did the… if I don’t respond she will go away, eventually… because he doesn’t know how to say,” You know, I had a nice time, BUT, I’m not feeling a ton of chemistry, so, good luck and sayonara”. Now, nearly 5 months later, he is feeling desperate and thinks I might fuck him? Umm, awfully presumptuous, no? I mean hell, if I am not getting enough respect from you to provide a kind and timely response to a friendly doggie play date when I am clothed, why should I expect you to be respectful when my clothes are off? I have to like you as a friend to fuck you and feel somewhat respected.
So, I told him I found his email odd and while not exactly offended, I was rather unnerved by it. He then responded back several times asking if I wanted to have a drink and wanting to know about the men I am casually dating. I don’t put out this easy. I may be horny, but I am not desperate.
Anyone out there ever had the awkward bootie call request that came out of left field? How did you respond to it?
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